An Actual Conversation...

Try to guess which one is me... *grin*

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"We need to finish that book."

"The Secret?"

"Yeah. It’s a short book. We should be able to finish it in a few days."

"Well, if we read a section each night before bed, we should finish it in about a week."

"Yeah… but that means we have to actually read it before we go to sleep."

"What it means is we have to read it before we get distracted with sex."

"We could always read it after sex."

"After sex? No way. After sex, I want to go to sleep."

*chuckles* "How manly of you. Isn’t that supposed to be my line."

"Bite me."